My Dog's Pet Peeve
- Yelling at me for barking. Dude, I am a dog!
- Taking me for a walk then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
- Any trick balancing food on my nose.
- Yelling at me for rubbing myself on your carpet. Why did you buy carpet?
- Getting upset when I sniff your guests. Sorry but I haven’t quite mastered the handshake thing yet.
- Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you are not home.
- Taking me to the vet for the big snip, then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
- Doggie Sweaters.
- The sleight of hand, fake fetch throws. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
About the Author (Author Profile)
I'm a full-time Real Estate Broker. Active in my community, I support various charities and sit on various Boards including a not-for-profit real estate association. I am an author, a blogger, and a speaker in the field of real estate, marketing, and technology. If you are looking to buy, sell, or invest in Real Estate, I will go the "extra mile" to provide you with the best possible experience -- with integrity, passion, innovation, and caring service. Call me today. Thank you for your trust.Subscribe
If you enjoyed this article, subscribe to receive more just like it.
