Category: Offbeat
Facebook, a Country?!
In a bold , surprising and unexpected move, the Executive Management of Facebook, have officially filed an application to United Nations Cyber Council for becoming the world’s first official online country, but review of their filing is not expected for several months to come. “We have made the important decision to submit this formal request [...]
Blue Moon Wish!
It happens only once in a blue moon — and a blue moon is exactly what we’ll see in the skies this New Year’s Eve. Don’t expect an azure glow over our lunar satellite, however. The term “blue moon” simply refers to the second full moon in a calendar month, something that hasn’t happened on [...]
Shippai wa seiko no motoi nari
A wise Japanese warrior once said: “Failure is the foundation of success.” And how true it is. Failure is a very powerful lesson. Note to self: something to seriously think about. If you’ve never failed, you’ve never lived. Watch this.
Common Sense? Not!
The term should speak for itself. A sense which SHOULD be common to everyone. Usually refers to any sort of logic that should be obvious to anyone. For example It is dangerous to play with sharp objects, or Don’t touch the poisonous snake. Common sense? Yes! So, if common sense is so common how come [...]
The Sad Passing of Common Sense!
OBITUARY: The Sad Passing of Common Sense! Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated [...]
Lack of intellectual acuity!
He’s a few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few beers short of a six-pack. Dumber than a box of hair. A few peas short of a casserole. Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box. His wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s [...]
New Diet for Men!
A bit of humor on a dull grey day: A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and [...]
New Policies :-)
Dress code: You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, [...]
