April 1st, 2010 \\ Blog, Offbeat \\ Tagged: Common Sense, Fun
In a bold , surprising and unexpected move, the Executive Management of Facebook, have officially filed an application to United Nations Cyber Council for becoming the world’s first official online country, but review of their filing is not expected for several months to come. “We have made the important decision to submit this formal request [...]
Read More >>He’s a few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few beers short of a six-pack. Dumber than a box of hair. A few peas short of a casserole. Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box. His wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s [...]
Read More >>A bit of humor on a dull grey day: A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and [...]
Read More >>Regardless of you agreeing with me or not, the fact of the matter is that those who master the corporate ass kissing techniques, climb up the ladder faster. And those who find ass kissing techniques difficult, often will end up on the losing end. Here are some steps in kissing your way to the top. [...]
Read More >>Dress code: You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, [...]
Read More >>Do you ever feel a trip to your boss’s office is like a trip to a foreign country? No speaka da English? Here’s what your boss says and what he really means :-), from “Cube Monkeys: A Handbook for Surviving the Office Jungle”. “Great job on the report!” Translation: “I’m taking credit for your work.” [...]
Read More >>6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose? Back from Work: 6 weeks : Honey, I’m home. 6 months : BACK!! 6 years : What did your [...]
Read More >>Below are some wife quotes I received from a buddy of mine. Deserves a log on Friday the 13th. (I just hope my wife doesn’t read this entry :-) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. By Sacha Guitry. After marriage, husband and wife become [...]
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